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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Useful hand signs

To those who hate their bosses, me and fellow colleagues, aka fellow shit workers swimming in shit, have developed some new hand signs which I hope you can apply in your daily routines to ease your suffering...
  • The WHATEVER sign - Stick your thumb and index fingers on both hands out and join them together to make a "W". To be used discretly underneath the desk when your boss makes unnecessary remarks or stupid suggestions.
  • The SUPER-WHATEVER sign - Instead of your index fingers, use the middle fingers. To be used when your piss-off meter is hitting off the roof.
  • The F-Off sign - Simply stick out both middle fingers. To be used when your boss criticises your task unfairly. Again, to be used discretly underneath the desk, unless you have the guts or do not need your job anymore.
  • The Piss-off-thinking sign - Stick your middle fingers on your temple. To be used at your desk when you have to think of stupid execution plan when your boss insist on working on a stupid idea he thought off.
There you go. Watch this space for more innovations.

Cheerios!

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